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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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USING FATAL FLUFFIES, COBRA
CAPTURES SPACE STATION DELTA

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AND DESTROYS JOE HEADQUARTERS.

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BUT THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST STEP
IN COBRA'S MASTER PLAN

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TO BUILD A PYRAMID OF DARKNESS.

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ROADBLOCK TAKES TOMAX PRISONER.

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AND SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK,

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CARRYING THE SECRET
OF THE CONTROL CUBES,

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FIND AN UNEXPECTED ALLY
NAMED SATIN.

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BUT MAJOR BLUDD IS ABOUT TO
ACTIVATE THE THIRD CUBE,

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AND ALPINE AND BAZOOKA
ARE ABOUT TO BE DEVOURED

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BY FEROCIOUS LEOPARD SEALS...

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AS WE BEGIN
THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

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OF "G.I. JOE:
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."

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[ SEAL ROARS ]

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[ SEAL BARKING ]

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LET'S ROCK THE BOAT!

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[ SEALS BARKING ]

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THE FOOLS WILL CAPSIZE,

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AND THE LEOPARD SEALS
WILL DEVOUR THEM, ANYWAY.

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[ SEAL BARKS ]

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STUCK.

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AND OUT OF LUCK.

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ROW TO SHORE!

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LOOK.

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GOT A PROBLEM, PILGRIM?

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YOU SHALL LEARN A HARSH LESSON.

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YOU WERE SAYING, TEACHER?

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Alpine:
DON'T KNOW THE DUDE, BAZOOK,

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BUT HE'S GOT
A WINNING PERSONALITY.

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[ WHOOSHING ]

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YAH!

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UGH!

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Alpine: THANKS FOR THE HAND,
STRANGER. AND THE FEET.

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GOOD THING I DID THAT "REELING
IN THE ICE FLOE STUFF" BEFORE.

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IT WAS IN
A ROBERT REDFORD PICTURE,

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BUT NEITHER OF YOU
IS AS PRETTY AS HE IS.

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BEAUTY ISN'T OUR STRONG SUIT,
BUT FIGHTING COBRA IS.

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YOU'RE OUR KIND
OF SNAKE STOMPER.

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RIGHT.

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WILL YOU STOP JABBERIN' SO
AS I CAN SNEAK A WORD IN?

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND YOUR GAME,
MY MAN?

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THE NAME'S QUICK KICK.

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I'M A MOVIE STUNTMAN

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UP HERE FILMING A COMMERCIAL
FOR FROZEN FUDGIE BARS.

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BUT MY DIRECTOR TOOK OFF WITH
THE EQUIPMENT AND MY MONEY.

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BUT ENOUGH OF MY PERSONAL
PROBLEMS, SWEETHEART. UH-OH.

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GET DOWN.

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[ ENGINE REVVING ]

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[ LASER FIRE ]

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Major Bludd: EXCELLENT.

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EXCELLENT!
THE CONTROL CUBE IS READY.

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COBRA!

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MAJOR BLUDD'S
ACTIVATED THE CUBE.

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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NOW IS OUR CHANCE.
COME ON!

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HITCHING RIDES CAN BE
HAZARDOUS TO OUR HEALTH,

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BUT HANGING AROUND HERE
WOULD BE FATAL.

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GOODBYE, G.I. JOE!

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YOUR FAILURE
HAS BEEN MOST GRATIFYING!

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FUDGIES.

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SAY WHAT?

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FUDGIES.

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YOU MEAN THE CANDY BARS
I WAS PLUGGING?

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UH-HUH. GOT ANY?

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♪ FROZEN FUDGIES,
WHAT A TREAT ♪

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♪ LOTS OF CHOCOLATE,
REALLY SWEET ♪

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♪ FULL OF TAFFY,
RAISIN, AND NUTS ♪

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♪ THEY'LL MELT IN YOUR MOUTH

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♪ AND TURN TO LEAD
IN YOUR GUTS ♪

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MMM. GROSS.

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MMM! GOOD!

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THANKS TO ROADBLOCK,

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WE'VE GOT A PRISONER
TO INTERROGATE.

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LET ME READ HIM
HIS RIGHTS FIRST.

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HERE'S ONE RIGHT,
AND HERE'S THE OTHER.

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NOW TALK TO THE MAN.

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YES, I WILL SPEAK.

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THE ANSWER IS ON THIS INSIGNIA.

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LOOK CLOSELY.

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[ WARBLING ]

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NO! DON'T!

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CONDITION RED!
TOMAX HAS ESCAPED!

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THERE, IN THE RIGGING!

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BREAK OUT THE ROCKET BOATS!

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SORRY I CAN'T STAY,
BUT I'LL DROP YOU EACH A LINE.

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HA HA HA HA!

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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Lady Jaye:
WHILE I TIE UP A FEW LOOSE ENDS,

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WHY DON'T YOU TWO
TIE DOWN THAT TWIN TERMITE?

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I'M ON MY WAY, LADY JAYE!

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LET'S PLAY CATCH.

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AAH! I'M FALLING!
I'M FALLING!

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WHAT HYSTERICAL IDIOCY
IS THIS, XAMOT?

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YOUR FEET ARE FIRMLY
ON THE GROUND.

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UGH!

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HA HA HA HA HA!
A SAFE LANDING!

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XAMOT IS REACTING TO THE
EXPERIENCE OF HIS TWIN TOMAX.

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THERE'S A PSYCHIC BOND
BETWEEN THEM.

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WHAT A REVOLTING DISPLAY.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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YOU'RE GROUNDED, TOMAX!

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THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY PURSUIT
SO...PHYSICAL.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?

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BY TREATING TOMAX ROUGHLY,

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G.I. JOE HAS ENABLED ME TO
FEEL MY BROTHER'S WHEREABOUTS.

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THERE.

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IN THE LOCATION EARMARKED

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FOR THE FOURTH AND FINAL
CONTROL CUBE --

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THE SEA OF LOST SOULS.

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I WISH TO RESCUE HIM
IMMEDIATELY.

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OUT OF THE QUESTION.

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DESTRO AND THE BARONESS
ARE LEAVING NOW

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TO PLANT THE LAST CUBE

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AND COMPLETE
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS.

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YOUR SENTIMENTAL EXPEDITION
COULD JEOPARDIZE THEIR ACTIONS!

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MAY I REMIND YOU...

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EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISE
HAS FINANCED THIS OPERATION

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100%.

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WHY, GO. BEGIN YOUR MISSION
OF MERCY AT ONCE.

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GOOD!

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I DO NOT AGREE WITH
OUR LEADER'S CHANGE OF HEART.

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HAS THE NOBLE DESTRO FORGOTTEN?

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OUR LEADER HAS NO HEART.

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ONE THING MORE --

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YOU MUST NOT ACTIVATE
THE FOURTH CUBE

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UNTIL I HAVE ESCAPED
FROM THE G.I. JOE STRONGHOLD

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WITH TOMAX.

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YOU HAVE MY WORD, DEAR XAMOT.

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I WISH YOU EVERY SUCCESS.

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COBRA!

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O COBRA.

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[ DOORS WHOOSH ]

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DESTRO, YOU AND THE BARONESS
SHALL ACTIVATE THE FOURTH CUBE

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THE INSTANT
IT HAS BEEN POSITIONED.

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BUT THE PYRAMID
OF DARKNESS...

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WE'LL DOOM TOMAX AND HIS BROTHER
TO THE SAME FATE AS G.I. JOE.

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AH, LEAVING US
WITH TWO FEWER PARTNERS

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WITH WHOM TO SHARE THE EARTH.

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A PERFECT PLAN,
MY BELOVED COBRA COMMANDER.

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PERFECT!

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[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ]

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[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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RAISE THE GATE, HONEY.
WE'RE LATE FOR A GIG.

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SAVE THE SWEET TALK, LADY.

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NOBODY GETS BY US
WITHOUT RIGHTEOUS I.D.

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NOW, LET'S SEE
YOUR LETTER OF TRANSIT,

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OR PREPARE
FOR AIR-CONDITIONIN'.

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UGH!

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HEY, ENTERTAINERS
DON'T NEED A SPECIAL PASS.

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WE'RE DOING A PERFORMANCE
AT COBRA TEMPLE

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FOR DESTRO
AND THE COBRA COMMANDER.

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AND IF WE'RE LATE,
YOU'D BETTER BUY INSURANCE.

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ENTERTAINERS, HUH?

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OKAY, IN THERE!
IT'S SHOWTIME!

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AND YOU BETTER BE GOOD.

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COME ON OUT,
OR WE'RE COMIN' IN AFTER YOU!

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AGITATION, FRIEND,
THAT'S YOUR SCENE.

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GYRATION, SYNCOPATION,
ANIMATION, OR IMAGINATION

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DO NOT PROVOKE MY IRRITATION.

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BUT AGITATION -- YUCK!

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WITH A CAPITAL "BARF."

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LET'S AMUSE THE MAN, COMPADRES.

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MUSIC TO SOOTHE
THE SAVAGE BEAST.

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[ SAXOPHONE PLAYS ]

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♪ OH, THE DANCE,
SO SLICK AND WIGGLY ♪

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♪ MAKE YOU SMILE
AND GET ALL GIGGLY ♪

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♪ OH, THE DANCE,
YOU DON'T GET BUGGED ♪

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♪ BUT WHEN WE FINISH,
YOU GET SLUGGED ♪

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GO FOR IT. JOE, HO!

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YOU MEAN, "YO, JOE."

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DON'T GET TECHNICAL. MOVE!

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[ GROANING ] STOP 'EM!

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BLAST 'EM!

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THEY'LL TEAR US APART!

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[ SCREECHES ]

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POLLY WANTS
BULLETPROOF FEATHERS!

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[ SQUAWKS ]

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[ WHIRRING ]

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Shipwreck:
WAY TO GO, SATIN!

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Ledger: THEY'RE HEADING
FOR THE SEA OF LOST SOULS.

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IT'S BEEN A GRAVEYARD FOR SHIPS
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS,

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AND I CAN GET US THERE
IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS.

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BY WHICH TIME THEY'LL HAVE
PLANTED THE LAST CUBE.

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WE'VE GOT TO GET THERE FIRST
AND BLOW THEM OUT OF THE WATER.

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COME ON, LADY JAYE.

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WE CAN'T LET 'EM GO IT ALONE.

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GET US THERE IN ONE HOUR -- MAX.

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SOON, BROTHER TOMAX,
YOU SHALL BE FREE.

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THIS WAY. TOMAX IS HERE.

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I CAN SENSE HIS PRESENCE.

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Baroness:
GUARD YOURSELF WELL, DESTRO.

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NOW, ALIGN THE CUBE
AND BRING US VICTORY.

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Flint:
NOT SO FAST, TIN TOP!

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YO-O-O, JOE!

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Destro: GIVE THEM THE VENOM
THEY DESERVE!

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I SHALL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU,
NOBLE DESTRO!

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COBRA!

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DESTRO'S GOING DOWN
TO THE CUBE.

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-WAIT!
-DON'T WORRY!

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I'VE BEEN IN WORSE DIVES!

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GOOD LUCK, LADY JAYE!

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YO-O-O, JOE!

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[ BEEPING ]

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Destro:
WELCOME, LADY JAYE.

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MEET MY NEW ROBOTOPUS.

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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EYEBALL THIS, ROBOTOPUS!

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[ ZAPPING ]

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NOW, RELEASE THE STARFLIES.

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[ CHIRPING ]

236
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,453
HEY! LOOK AT
THE PRETTY BUTTERFLIES!

237
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,326
[ BOTH GAG ]

238
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,251
-BROTHER!
-BROTHER.

239
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,992
NOW THAT WE ARE REUNITED...

240
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,907
-WE CANNOT FAIL.
-...WE CANNOT FAIL.

241
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,257
QUICKLY, BEFORE THE PYRAMID
OF DARKNESS IS COMPLETE.

242
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,085
NO NEED TO RUSH.

243
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,871
THE COBRA COMMANDER HAS PLEDGED
NOT TO ACTIVATE THE FOURTH CUBE

244
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,482
UNTIL WE ARE SAFELY AWAY.

245
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,832
AND YOU BELIEVE HIM?

246
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,485
OF COURSE NOT.
OF COURSE NOT.

247
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,401
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

248
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,186
[ LASER FIRE ]

249
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,149
Destro:
TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE!

250
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,151
HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

251
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,376
YOU HAVE DONE IT,
DARLING DESTRO!

252
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,858
YOU HAVE MADE US INVINCIBLE!

253
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,338
[ WARBLING ]

254
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,211
DONE!

255
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:28,215
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS
IS COMPLETE AT LAST!

256
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,566
NOW, NO ELECTRICAL
ENERGY FORCE CAN FUNCTION

257
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,481
UNLESS I PERMIT IT!

258
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:39,313
I HOLD THE DESTINY OF THE WORLD
IN MY HANDS!

259
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,663
FLINT!

260
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,758
[ WHIRRING ]

261
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,329
POWER'S GONE.
GOING TO CRASH.

262
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,636
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS MAY
CANCEL OUT MODERN POWER SOURCES,

263
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:02,597
BUT IT CAN'T STOP
THE FALCON GLIDER.

264
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,468
DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!

265
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,776
I COULDN'T IF I TRIED!

266
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:17,003
FLINT AND LADY JAYE REPORTING
FOR DUTY, ADMIRAL LEDGER.

267
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,961
UGH!

268
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,223
COBRA COMMANDER'S TREACHERY

269
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:23,139
EXTENDS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS,
BROTHER.

270
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,228
Destro: STROKE!

271
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,230
STROKE!

272
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,623
STROKE!

273
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:33,106
THE TASTE OF TOTAL VICTORY
IS SWEET, DEAR BARONESS.

274
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,456
ALMOST AS SWEET AS YOU.

275
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,981
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

276
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:42,550
OH, DESTROMEO!
HOW GALLANT.

277
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,465
[ GIGGLES ]

278
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,641
WE ARE MAROONED IN THE DARKNESS.

279
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,817
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOT SO, TOMAX.

280
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,428
I'VE MADE PREPARATIONS.

281
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,783
[ LAUGHS ]
WE RIDE IN STYLE!

282
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:02,135
THE TIME HAS COME TO GET
A RETURN ON OUR INVESTMENT.

283
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,442
WE MUST SIGNAL OUR AGENTS
ABOARD SPACE STATION DELTA...

284
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,879
Both: ...TO TAKE CONTROL
OF EVERYTHING.

285
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,143
[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ]

286
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,672
AH, THERE IT IS, GENTLEMEN!

287
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,675
THE LOVELY FLARE
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

288
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,156
IT'S OUR TURN NOW!

289
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:28,683
ANY OBJECTION, ZARTAN?

290
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,685
YOU MERCENARY TRAITORS!

291
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,687
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

292
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,210
WRONG, ZARTAN!

293
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:37,779
OUR REAL EMPLOYERS,
TOMAX AND XAMOT,

294
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,737
ARE THE ONES
WHO WILL BE PAYIN'.

295
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,218
THAT'S RIGHT --
THEY'RE PAYING US A FORTUNE

296
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,308
TO TAKE CONTROL
OF THIS HERE SPACE STATION.

297
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,876
Ledger:
I'M AFRAID WE'RE BECALMED.

298
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,184
Flint: MEN SAILED THE SEAS
BEFORE ELECTRICITY, ADMIRAL.

299
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,359
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FLINT?

300
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,188
MOTHER NATURE, LADY JAYE,
MOTHER NATURE.

301
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,366
WE'LL HARNESS
THE POWER OF THE WIND.

302
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,108
YES, THE WIND.
BUT WILL IT WORK?

303
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,980
WE'LL SOON FIND OUT.

304
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,462
PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT, LADDIES!

305
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,989
Lady Jaye: IT'S CATCHING
THE WIND. IT WORKS!

306
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,253
YO-O-O, JOE!
WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET!

307
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,431
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN
FROM HERE, GUYS.

308
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,085
IT WAS MORE MONKEYS
THAN A BARREL OF LAUGHS,

309
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,391
OR SOMETHING.

310
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,393
HASTA LA VISTA.

311
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,047
SATIN, WAIT!

312
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,701
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US
AND HELP WHIP COBRA?

313
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,486
I'D LIKE THAT, SAILOR MAN,

314
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,270
BUT I'VE GOT
MY OWN SONG TO SING.

315
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,924
YOU SEE,
COBRA FRAMED MY FATHER

316
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,274
FOR CRIMES HE DIDN'T COMMIT.

317
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,102
AND DAD NEVER RECOVERED.

318
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,105
WELL, MAYBE WE'LL GET
TOGETHER AGAIN SOME TIME.

319
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,934
♪ THE COBRA WHO GOT AWAY

320
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,938
RIGHT, SNAKE EYES.

321
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,288
THAT LASERDISC
HAS THE INSIDE INFO

322
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,334
ON THOSE CONTROL CUBES.

323
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:57,293
WE GOT TO GET IT
BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.

324
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,429
OH, GLORIOUS SATISFACTION!

325
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,432
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS
IS FUNCTIONAL!

326
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,522
AND WHEN I GIVE MY ULTIMATUM
TO THE WORLD,

327
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,568
ALL WILL GROVEL AT MY FEET!

328
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,789
I WONDER IF I SHOULD BEGIN
WITH MY BACK TO THE CAMERA

329
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,530
AND THEN TURN SUDDENLY...

330
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,141
OR WILL A SIMPLE CLOSE-UP
BE MORE DRAMATIC?

331
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,187
Tomax:
NEITHER, COBRA COMMANDER!

332
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,405
WHAT?!

333
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:23,928
YOU ARE NO LONGER...

334
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,105
...MASTER OF THIS SITUATION.

335
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,846
WE NOW CONTROL
SPACE STATION DELTA...

336
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,413
...THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS.

337
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,720
-THE WHOLE ENCHILADA.
-THE WHOLE ENCHILADA.

338
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,157
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

339
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,290
WHAT POPPYCOCK IS THIS?

340
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:42,077
YOUR STRUTTING AND BOASTING
IS LUDICROUS!

341
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,861
Commander:
COME IN, ZARTAN.

342
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,169
ACQUAINT THESE TWIN DIMWITS
WITH THE FACTS OF LIFE.

343
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,824
SORRY,
YOUR SUPREME SNAKESHIP,

344
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,044
BUT THE TWINS HAVE IT RIGHT,
AND YOU HAVE IT WRONG.

345
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,917
[ LAUGHS ]

346
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,833
NO! I WON'T ACCEPT THIS!

347
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,444
THIS IS SKULLDUGGERY!

348
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:04,404
IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN
PART OF OUR TRIUMPH...

349
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,927
YOU WILL COOPERATE FULLY...

350
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,799
...OR WE SHALL SIMPLY
REMOVE YOU ENTIRELY.

351
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,192
-UNDERSTAND?
-UNDERSTAND?

352
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,021
WHY, OF COURSE, NOBLE LADS.

353
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,893
I WOULD NEVER PERMIT
MY PERSONAL DESIRES

354
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:19,201
TO INTERFERE WITH
THE GREATER GLORY OF COBRA.

355
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,639
YOU HAVE MY ABSOLUTE LOYALTY.

356
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,032
HOW COMFORTING.

357
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,426
HOW DEPENDABLE.

358
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,169
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED,

359
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,475
BUT I DON'T THINK
I WANT TO GO THERE.

360
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,695
I DOUBT MAJOR BLUDD'S
PLANNING TO TAKE THE SHOWER

361
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,262
OF A LIFETIME,

362
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:39,482
SO I'M BETTING SOMETHING'S
BEHIND THOSE FALLS.

363
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,962
Bazooka: COBRA.

364
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:41,876
GO!

365
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,096
HEY, LET'S MAKE A GETAWAY

366
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,750
LIKE THE ONE I DID
IN THE MARTIAL-ARTS FLICK

367
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,839
"LAST JET TO KILLER
KARATE COLLEGE."

368
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,841
WONDERFUL NOTION, QUICK KICK,

369
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,104
ONLY THERE'S NO AIRCRAFT
WITHIN A MILE OF HERE.

370
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,280
RIGHT, BAZOOK?

371
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,586
WRONG. CLOSER.

372
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,240
LIKE THE FELLA SAYS --

373
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,373
AND AWAY WE GO!

374
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,593
[ LASER FIRE ]

375
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:08,468
Alpine: NOTHING LIKE LASERS
TO HASTEN WEARY FOOTSTEPS!

376
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,649
[ WHIRRING ]

377
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,695
WHEN I FLY FOR PAY,

378
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,480
IT'S USUALLY TO CRASH
INTO SOMETHING.

379
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,264
WELL, REMEMBER,
THIS IS A FREEBIE

380
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,484
AND GET US OUT OF HERE.

381
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,580
MADE IT.

382
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,495
WAY TO GO, Q.K.!

383
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,236
IF YOU DON'T MIND
THE INITIALS.

384
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,500
Cobra: YOUR NEW INITIALS
ARE M.U.D.

385
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:44,025
AND IF YOU CAN'T SPELL,
THAT MEANS MUD!

386
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:47,289
NOW GET AWAY
FROM THOSE CONTROLS.

387
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,901
ALPINE, HELP.

388
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,209
Alpine: BAZOOK!

389
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,477
G-FORCES!

390
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,784
CAN'T...MOVE!

391
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,960
LOOK O-O-O-OUT!

392
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,146
IN OUR NEXT EPISODE,
SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK

393
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,104
RETURN TO JOE HEADQUARTERS

394
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,716
WITH THE SECRET
OF THE CONTROL CUBES...

395
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,935
AND MUTT TURNS THE TABLES
ON BOTH THE DREADNOKS

396
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,241
AND THE FATAL FLUFFIES...

397
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:29,200
WHILE THE REST OF THE JOES
BLAST THEIR WAY

398
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,855
THROUGH THE COBRA TEMPLE
IN A LAST-DITCH EFFORT

399
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,249
TO DESTROY
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS...

400
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,555
AND THE CRIMSON TWINS

401
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,992
LAUNCH THEIR
DEADLIEST SURPRISE EVER.

402
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,342
ALL ON THE NEXT
EXCITING EPISODE

403
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:44,912
OF "G.I. JOE:
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."